chancethereaper:

Me when literally anyone in any situation says “dammit”

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(Source: chancethereaper, via spacedykejanis)

bundyspooks:

Images from the live action version of lovable British claymation TV show, Wallace & Gromit. Broadcast in the late 1990s, the special received negative reactions from viewers due to the fact that it was unintentionally creepy. It was never shown again.

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aviewfrommercury:

My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.

Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station

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jay-of-the-rain:

bogleech:

lifesgrandparade:

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Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”

Holy fucking shit

Some of these old people are so fucking awful.

Gift etiquette?!?!

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unclefather:

cringeycactuskid:

unclefather:

All hills are silent if you think about it

Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch

Sorry I don’t talk or look at theater kids

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hippity-hoppity-brigade:

OSCAR DOES NOT GET ENOUGH INTERNET FAME AS THE BEST GAY REPRESENTATION IN THE WORKPLACE

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hanari502:

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

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yournewfriendshouse:
“ dandelionofthanatos:
“If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.
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‘When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it’s easy to start believing bigotry is rare,...

yournewfriendshouse:

dandelionofthanatos:

If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.

‘When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it’s easy to start believing bigotry is rare, and that the label racist should be applied only to mean-spirited, intentional acts of discrimination. The problem with this framework–besides being a gross misunderstanding of how racism operates in systems and structures enabled by nice people–is that it obligates me to be nice in return, rather than truthful. I am expected to come closer to racists. Be nicer to them. Coddle them.’


It’s so good to see this articulated!

(Source: ithelpstodream, via allthecanadianpolitics)